Pleeeeeeeeeeeease take it to the track

Kinja'd!!! "Bryan doesn't drive a 1M" (bryantakespictures)
03/05/2017 at 23:55 • Filed to: None

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This happened about 1 min from my house:

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Not sure about the health of those involved, but if you can afford downforce of that magnitude, then you can afford track fees. And driving lessons?


DISCUSSION (26)


Kinja'd!!! For Sweden > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M
03/06/2017 at 00:03

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But I spent all my money on the wings


Kinja'd!!! CB > For Sweden
03/06/2017 at 00:04

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I hear Wild Wing is pretty cheap. Try going there and saving money for track days.


Kinja'd!!! CB > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M
03/06/2017 at 00:05

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“But I was only doing spirited driving, nothing outside my skillset.”

-This moron (probably)


Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > For Sweden
03/06/2017 at 00:09

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If you’re going to spend that much money on wings, they better come attached to a goddamn airplane.


Kinja'd!!! Birddog > For Sweden
03/06/2017 at 00:10

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But.. Wide body Bro!


Kinja'd!!! Flavien Vidal > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M
03/06/2017 at 00:16

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Who knows, MAYBE he is not the one at fault? Something similar could happen to me someday... A guy just blowing a corner and crashing into me. It would suck to automatically be the guilty one because my car is a two tone RX-7 and the other guy’s a Prius or something...


Kinja'd!!! Svend > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M
03/06/2017 at 00:17

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What a stupid cu**.


Kinja'd!!! Shoop > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M
03/06/2017 at 00:18

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How do I get my pickup truck on a track? Do they let you drift, do burn outs, or donuts at a track?


Kinja'd!!! Urambo Tauro > Flavien Vidal
03/06/2017 at 00:19

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Yeah, I would prefer to believe that the Impala driver was texting or something.


Kinja'd!!! scoob > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M
03/06/2017 at 00:23

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how much for two TE37's, two Rocket Bunny rear fenders, and the wing?

also the taillights

and the rear bumper and diffuser


Kinja'd!!! Sam > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M
03/06/2017 at 00:24

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That’s a Rocket Bunny wing anyways, so probably no real downforce produced.


Kinja'd!!! pip bip - choose Corrour > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M
03/06/2017 at 00:32

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I agree


Kinja'd!!! Tazio, Count Fouroff > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M
03/06/2017 at 00:35

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Poor schlub...here’s hoping no humans were hurt but you know what happened to his car has to be really hurting him, probably even more if he did something dumb


Kinja'd!!! Tapas > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
03/06/2017 at 02:03

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Airplane or no airplane, he sure made that thing fly! Straight into someone else! (allegedly)


Kinja'd!!! AdverseMartyr > Flavien Vidal
03/06/2017 at 02:13

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“or something” would likely be an Aqua from my observations down here. Unless they decide to be original and get a Honda Fit.


Kinja'd!!! AdverseMartyr > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M
03/06/2017 at 02:15

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Are those rivets I see... It probably committed suicide to save itself from the embarassment.


Kinja'd!!! Nauraushaun > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M
03/06/2017 at 02:23

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> Implying those mods add any downforce at all


Kinja'd!!! wkiernan > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M
03/06/2017 at 05:57

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The last three car purchases I made were used Miatas, because while I can afford a new Yaris, and I can afford a used Miata, I can’t afford a new Miata. Basically what I’m seeing here is that I will never be able to buy a used BRZ/FRS/GT86. Even the ones that aren’t crashed will have been ruined by aftermarket garbage.


Kinja'd!!! Arrivederci > scoob
03/06/2017 at 08:05

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Probably Rotas


Kinja'd!!! Arrivederci > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M
03/06/2017 at 08:44

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Not surprising - during the time I’ve owned my BRZ (roughly 2.5 years), I’ve seen more than a few acquaintances that are part of our group crash their cars. One girl in a local group is on her third FRS!


Kinja'd!!! Tripper > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M
03/06/2017 at 09:10

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This is racecar profiling.


Kinja'd!!! fintail > Flavien Vidal
03/06/2017 at 09:35

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I can’t give anything with so many rivets and “look at me” tacked on junk the benefit of the doubt.

Just get a dashcam and remove doubt. For the drivers of riveted flamboyantmobiles, be sure to format the card right after you understeer into an Impala :)


Kinja'd!!! Bryan doesn't drive a 1M > Flavien Vidal
03/06/2017 at 10:45

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A fair point, but we have quite a bit of street racing around here and the speed limit is 30 on that street.


Kinja'd!!! Frank Grimes > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M
03/06/2017 at 19:01

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remember when this was a thing?


Kinja'd!!! Bryan doesn't drive a 1M > Frank Grimes
03/06/2017 at 21:56

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No, but wow that’s punchable.


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > For Sweden
03/23/2017 at 11:32

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I spent all my money on these wings

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